| APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity As Programmer Puts,.. Lost Everything Average Performing Processors Lacking Everything BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months DOS - Defunct Operating System DEC - Do Expect Cuts Dump Everything and Close IBM - I Blame Microsoft It Bit Me I'll Buy Macintoshes(next time) (I bet you like this!) It's Better Manually ISDN - It Still Does Nothing Macintosh - Machine Always Crashes, If Not The Operating System Hangs Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs MSWindows - My System Will Intentionally Never Do Output Without Scrambling WINDOWSNT - Well Intended Network Deccelerator, Only Works Sometimes, Never Totally OS/2 - Obsolete Systems Too SCSI - System Can't See It WWW - World Wide Wait PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms INTEL - IN Total Errata Logic SUN - Such Utter Nonsense Simply Useless Networks HP - Huge Profits PCL - Pathetic Computer Logic HTML - How To Make Less How Technology Makes Lemons JAVA - Just Another Vandalised Application INTERNET - It's New Technology, Every Remote Node Expects Trouble COMPAQ - Contains Only More Processors of Antiquated Quality |