| A very elderly gentleman in his mid-nineties), very well dressed, well- groomed hair, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling slightly of a good after-shave, walks into an up-market cocktail lounge. Seated at the bar is an elderly looking lady in her mid-eighties. The gentleman walks over, sits beside of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, and then says to her: "Tell me, do I come here often?" -- An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen got talking and one said: "'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I recommend it highly. The other man said: "'What is the name of the restaurant?" The first man thought for a moment and then said: "'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know, the one that's red and has thorns". "Do you mean a rose?" "'Yes, that's the one" replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled: "'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?" Return to Index Send this page address - CLICK HERE - to a friend ! |