| 1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. 3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you f***in' lookin' at?" 9. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 10. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 11. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please. 12. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand. 13. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 14. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 15. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 16. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 17. What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav? Father's Day. |