| Three men went to heaven on Christmas Eve and Saint Peter said to them "due to the season, we are only admitting people who have an object associated with Christmas on them." The first man looks through his pockets, pulls out a cigarette lighter, lights it and says "this represents a Christmas candle." Saint Peter agrees and lets him in. The second man looks through his pockets and pulls out a bunch of keys. "Christmas bells" he says, shaking them. Again, Saint Peter agrees and admits him. The third man searches his pockets and pulls out a pair of ladies knickers. "And how" began Saint Peter "is this, ahem, item associated with Christmas?" "Well, they're Carol's!" |