Just Humour Jokes

Coloured Hair

 

I took my dad to the mall the other day, to buy some new shoes.

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: Green, red, orange and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough he sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one - and, in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

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