| A guy goes into confession and says to the priest,"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had affair and I made love to two 18 year old girls. Both of them, twice!!" The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father - I'm Jewish." "So then, why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everybody!!!!!" |