| Wife: "Dear, can you fix the blocked sink in the kitchen?" Husband: "Do you see Plumber written across my forehead!" Wife: "Well, how fixing the leaky gaspipe?" Husband: "Do you see Gasman written across my forehead!" Wife: "Okay. Those shelves still need putting up." Husband: "Do you see Joiner written across my forehead!" With that, the Wife gives up and goes out to the Shops. When she comesback, the next door neighbour passes her in the doorway, telling her not to be long! As she walks about the house, she notices that all the jobs had be done. Husband: "I got Mr.Smith from next door to do it. Unfortunately he wanted either a cooked meal or to get to sleep with you for a week!" At that point the Wife laughs, and says: "Very funny! What did you cook him?" Husband: "Do you see Cook written across my forehead!" |