| Bill Clinton, George Bush and Ronald Reagan get swepted away by a tornado to the land of Oz. When they get to see the wizard he asks Bush what he wants. George answers: "I'd like a new heart, please" "Granted" says the wizard. "And you Reagan?" he bellows: "Well, er, um, yes, Nancy says I've to ask for a new brain." "Figures!" says the wizard, "OK." "And what do you want Mr. Clinton?" "Just tell me where Dorothy is!" |