| Just a wee note to explain... this was forwarded to me from the States, and they pronounce "Gogh", "Go" not "Goff". The Van Gogh Family Tree After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were: * His obnoxious brother - - - Please Gogh * His dizzy aunt - - - VertiGogh * The brother who ate prunes - - - Gotta Gogh * The constipated uncle - - - Can't Gogh * The brother who worked at a convenience store - - - Stopn Gogh * The grandfather from Yugoslavia - - - U.Gogh * The brother who bleached his clothes white - - - Hue Gogh * His magician uncle - - - Wherediddy Gogh * His Mexican cousin - - - Ah-mee Gogh * The Mexican cousin's American half brother - - - Gring Gogh * The nephew who drove a stage coach - - - Wellsfar Gogh * The ballroom dancing aunt - - - Tang Gogh * A sister who loved disco - - - Go Gogh * The bird lover uncle - - - Flaming Gogh * His nephew <psychoanalyst - - - E.Gogh> * The fruit loving cousin - - - Man Gogh * An aunt who taught positive thinking - - - Wayto Gogh * The little bouncy nephew onna stick - - - Poe Gogh * And his niece who travels the country in a van - - - Winnie Bay Gogh |